She’s Worth the Paperwork

My best friend deserves the world. She’s also been known to give her heart to men who simply did not deserve her. She definitely needs some help weeding out the sub-par potential partners. So I did what any over-protective super-extra bestie would do – make it officially official.

Introducing the Official Application for the Companionship of Catrina – a fully-designed legally-binding (not really) application form brought to you by the Board of Besties Bureau of Romantic Affairs.

Applicants must complete all fields. References will be checked. Vibes will be assessed.

The bar has been set – it is detailed; it is specific – and it is exactly as high as she deserves.